DIE ACTOR DIE

According to the people who told them. (To be fair there are some that quote comedians other than themselves.)

As always, there are some great ones and some “feh” ones but you always have to take the delivery into account. Still, I think it says something when the joke is funny without the delivery.

Money shot(s):

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

At the Tony Awards: I’m here with Harvey Fierstein, nominated tonight for the “I Hate Vagina Monologues.”

David Wain

Have you heard they’re doing a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain?”

No, what’s it called?

“Brokeback Mountain 2.”