DIE ACTOR DIE

Remember Alf? Well, he’s back…in Outtakes Form!

Paul Scheer’s Notes on ALF. Sad really, both the notes and that he had to do research on this show called “ALF.”
And to get even sadder, here’s what happened to Max Wright, aka “Willie.”
Via The Apiary.

This past April, my beautiful wife, Kathleen took me to Paris as part two of our Honeymoon. (Part one of our Honeymoon was cut short by her being in Nursing School and my arraignment. Just kidding! I had already been charged.)
Needless to say, Paris was incroyable! I had the best meal of my life, rode [...]

Oh, it’s officially on!
Who owns the domain? This dude. So does this guy.
Via Goldenfiddle

The Hit Internet Sensation from last week is NOW a movie!!
Actually, it was ALWAYS a movie, they JUST released THE video FIRST!!

I don’t know about you, but I think we have this year’s KING OF KONG. Or this year’s VERNON, FLORIDA.
Via BWE.

The world’s oldest surgeon, Fyodor Uglov, died recently at the overripe and mushy age of 104. More fascinating was that he perfromed surgeries until the age of 102.

You like movies? I got yer movies right here!

I can name about 95 of them. Yeah, that’s right, 95!!!
Via BWE and Gorillamask

Now middle-aged tourists can see their beloved ROCK AND ROLL memories chewed up and spit out as amusement park rides while sipping a $20 coke as Angus Young’s left shoe from AC-DC’s “Back In Black” Tour stares down at them condescendingly from a glass case.
Yes, it’s a real place.
PS The photo is a model for [...]

Ugly, ugly shirt. But for a really good cause!

No good? Oh well, I tried. Detroit Octane I am not.
Still, this guy is craaaaaaaaaaaaazy! You have to read it to believe it.
More on the Oba-maniac here.
Photo by sfslim

Oh, it’s not a joke? WTF?!
As a father I am outraged. As a LEGO enthusiast I am waiting for the Pirate Ship Playset!

Photo by ijnek29