DIE ACTOR DIE

Josh Spector over at Whip It Out Comedy has the key, but it’s not what you think:
The secret to standup comedy success is NOT doing standup.
Wha??? Read his article to find out what the F— he  is talking about.
Josh, admittedly, is NOT a standup comedian, but if you step back, his points make a lot [...]

What the Religeeos are up-in-arms about:
[Woman’s voice]: And now another Huckabee family recipe leaked by his opponents.
[Male Voice]: Tired of bland unsatisfying Eucharists? Try this Huckabee family favorite. Deep-Fried Body of Christ — boring holy wafers no more. Take one Eucharist. Preferably post transubstantiation. Deep-fry in fat, not vegetable oil, ladies, until crispy. Serve piping [...]

Joey Vento makes his point.

Now this is old.
Here is a “kinescope” (i.e. videotape from the olden days) of the writers from the Ben Stiller Show (Sultan Pepper, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Ben Stiller, Jeff Khan, Olivia Newton John for some reason, Rob Cohen and Dino) the morning after they won two Emmys for their mismanaged-by-Fox-and-therefore-canceled-sketch-show. Sarcas-ity ensue.

Taste the irony [...]

A lot of people are happy that The Heartbreak Kid flopped this weekend, especially Ken Levine.
This got me thinking. I am of the opinion that Ben Stiller is sleepwalking through all of his movies these days. He no longer plays characters; he plays “Ben Stiller.”
This pisses me off. I hate squandered talent!
Ben Stiller is a [...]

Remember that time you were jokingly ramming your “penis” into your “friend’s butt” while your other buddy was videotaping it, soley so you all could watch it the next day after you sobered up and be all “Dude, I can’t believe I did that. Awesome!”
And now you’re a respected member of scoiety, with three kids [...]

Eugene Mirman, Leo Allen and Larry Muphy hit the Khyber in Philly this Saturday and were awesome! Never saw Leo and Larry live, so that was a treat. Check Eugene and Larry, with A.D. Miles tonight in Chapel Hill, NC.
Answer: This talk show host, hotel owner, TV game czar and gazillionaire died this past weekend.
Question: [...]

This is TOO COOL of a story. Someone in the Bush Administration gets the joke.
I am definitely watching tonight!
Muchos thankos BWE (this makes up for Chocolate Rain)!

A douche chill can also be the act of witnessing someone do something embarrassing, like Beyonce falling on her face, HARD, during a concert.

Thanks BWE.
 UPDATE: YouTube caved and took it down. Luckily, TMZ has it.

Yesterday was the Live Earth Concert but you’d have to be blind, deaf and dead not to know that. Personally I don’t dig on those concerts, there’s always so much crappy acts and speeches to get through until you get the likes of The Police or whomever else was playing Giants Stadium.
However, my friends Ron [...]