DIE ACTOR DIE

Further proof that the majority of the movie-going public has no sense of humor or taste:

No good? Oh well, I tried. Detroit Octane I am not.
Still, this guy is craaaaaaaaaaaaazy! You have to read it to believe it.
More on the Oba-maniac here.
Photo by sfslim

Dan Hopper over at BWE captures my frustrations over the abundance of must-see-appointment-cant-miss-it-or-you-are-a-loser TV.
Money shot:
I Season Pass like a mofo, but there’s only so many hours in an earthly day, and DVR ain’t Narnia.
Still, for every “The Wire” I miss, I have a “Battlestar Galacticca” I am addicted to, so I think it all [...]

I love how the person who posted this says on YouTube says “we caught Pauly Shore who was obviously on drugs.” Yeah, you caught him after Pauly called you up, said “hey I got this good idea of how to be in the spotlight for a few more minutes,” drove over to his house with [...]

Just in time for Friday’s Poker Game.
Andres du Bouchet
Via The Apiary.

At least videowise:

I have always had an issue with Top Comedians on MySpace and YouTube and Best of lists like the incredibly bogus MyFox Philly Hot List because they are based on unsupervised audience input (see above video). So basically you can get all of your friends to vote and you too can be named [...]

One of my jobs as a writer on 1812’s THIS IS THE WEEK THAT IS, is to write a “rant” for actor Scott Greer. It was our opportunity to take a political topic and spin it into absurdity. Last year we did a piece called “Rewordening.” It went over pretty well.
This year we decided to [...]

I pitched the following joke as a news item for the 1812 show I am working on:
The wife of professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has filed for divorce. According to court documents, Linda Bollea accused Terry Hogan, the former wrestler and “Hulkamaniac” of being mentally Hulkabusive and emotionally Hulkadistant. “Mr. Hogan has no comment and requests [...]

Today DIE ACTOR DIE had 199 visitors, the most ever, bask in her comedic nerdy glow. Pretty cool.
And today, Comedy Central Insider removed DIE ACTOR DIE from its list of Funny Sites. Pretty opposite of cool.
Yes, I still link to them because I am the bigger blog…morally. They dwarf me in terms of readership, revenue [...]

Still waiting to hear. Wish me luck!