DIE ACTOR DIE

This past April, my beautiful wife, Kathleen took me to Paris as part two of our Honeymoon. (Part one of our Honeymoon was cut short by her being in Nursing School and my arraignment. Just kidding! I had already been charged.)
Needless to say, Paris was incroyable! I had the best meal of my life, rode [...]

Larry Mendte Returns to Stand-up

I. WANT. IT!
I. DON’T. CARE. THAT. IT. COSTS. $400!
Via Phillyist and Uncrate.

An oxymoron? I would think so. I looked up Satire on Wikipedia and found this:
In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, [...]

See Don speak in run-on sentences about tonight’s DIRTIEST SKETCH IN PHILADELPHIA, and other sundry topics.
Thanks to Dave at Comic Vs. Audience for the interview and getting drunk on beers and vegan Mexican food with me.

Whatever vital signs were still present in my lifeless Lucas-ravaged childhood, have finally been extinguished by this:

Former Mayor John Street on the 3G iPhone
Money Shot:
Which of course brings me to the excellent 3G technology. Browsing the web in Safari is now 2.4 times faster than the EDGE network and 100,000 times faster than that shitty Wireless Philadelphia network.

Phillyist Interview…The Philly Sketchfest
Money Shot:
Do you think other cities take Philly seriously when it comes to comedy?
I think we’re below the radar at this point. It’s not so much that people don’t think we have a good comedy scene, it’s that they don’t know if we have one at all. A lot of stand-ups love [...]

Mac computers and “tasteful” photography.
You won’t see this on no Windows site!

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