DIE ACTOR DIE

The world’s oldest surgeon, Fyodor Uglov, died recently at the overripe and mushy age of 104. More fascinating was that he perfromed surgeries until the age of 102.

The Colbert Report has done it again! Watch John McCain vogue with Madonna:

Actually it was a dude named Wayne S.
Personally this one was my favorite last night, The Blue Suede Shoes edition:

Keep watching! These are getting good!

San Francisco voters want to name a sewage plant after George W. Bush.
Money Shot:
But the Chronicle reported this week that the group, which apparently hatched the idea one night over beers, has collected 8,500 signatures – that’s more than 1,300 more than the 7,168 needed to get a measure on the November ballot. If officials [...]

Larry Mendte Returns to Stand-up

Shit.
Piss.
Cunt.
Fuck.
Cocksucker.
Motherfucker.
Tits.
He was 71.

No good? Oh well, I tried. Detroit Octane I am not.
Still, this guy is craaaaaaaaaaaaazy! You have to read it to believe it.
More on the Oba-maniac here.
Photo by sfslim

An oxymoron? I would think so. I looked up Satire on Wikipedia and found this:
In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, [...]

Former Mayor John Street on the 3G iPhone
Money Shot:
Which of course brings me to the excellent 3G technology. Browsing the web in Safari is now 2.4 times faster than the EDGE network and 100,000 times faster than that shitty Wireless Philadelphia network.

Hysterical! Oh wait, no it freakin’ wasn’t.
Money shot:
The US comedian, who is on his “No apologies” tour in the country, was duped by rumours he was about to be arrested for sexually assaulting a minor in Britain.

Philly enters the realm of sketchfests, joining Chicago, New York, San Francisco, Toronto, Seattle and…others.
And it all starts TONIGHT!!!
Featuring: ANIMOSITY PIERRE, BAD HAIR, The GENTLEMEN’S ROTARY AUXILIARY, MEG AND ROB, ROWAN AND HASTINGS, SECRET PANTS, The SIXTH BOROUGH, The WAITSTAFF and hosted by CHIP CHANTRY.