DIE ACTOR DIE

Remember Alf? Well, he’s back…in Outtakes Form!

Paul Scheer’s Notes on ALF. Sad really, both the notes and that he had to do research on this show called “ALF.”
And to get even sadder, here’s what happened to Max Wright, aka “Willie.”
Via The Apiary.

Oh, it’s officially on!
Who owns the domain? This dude. So does this guy.
Via Goldenfiddle

You like movies? I got yer movies right here!

I can name about 95 of them. Yeah, that’s right, 95!!!
Via BWE and Gorillamask

Take that Desslok!

Our Star Blazers!!!!
Inspired by Goldenfiddle

Now middle-aged tourists can see their beloved ROCK AND ROLL memories chewed up and spit out as amusement park rides while sipping a $20 coke as Angus Young’s left shoe from AC-DC’s “Back In Black” Tour stares down at them condescendingly from a glass case.
Yes, it’s a real place.
PS The photo is a model for [...]

I. WANT. IT!
I. DON’T. CARE. THAT. IT. COSTS. $400!
Via Phillyist and Uncrate.

What, no M*A*S*H?
Oh snap!!!!
Please send all complaints care of:
“M*A*S*H-turbate”
225 Hollywood Blvd.
Glendale CA 98765
or email us at: dieactordie [AT] comcast.net
Hit Tap: Ken Levine
Photo by Alexia *

Whatever vital signs were still present in my lifeless Lucas-ravaged childhood, have finally been extinguished by this:

Or at least Tony Hale is. Good for him!
Photo by Camera Wences

So says this guy.
(not the guy in the pic)
And is he pissed!